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stick it up your astrology! [how to insult people based on their sign]

keep-the-muffins:

Aries:
walk up to them and say, “im the boss of you!”
tell them they are simply not qualified to do something.
turn your back to them, literally facing another direction. they hate this.

Taurus:
tell them that somebody else does something better. especially if you’re a sibling, tell them that you can do that thing better. they will beat you or die trying.

Gemini:
tell them to shut up. they can’t stand your not being fascinated by that they’re saying, even if they’re talking about the weather.

Cancer:
tell them you don’t like their cooking.
tell them nobody likes them.

Leo:
tell them to go make themselves invisible.

Virgo:
tell them they’re a mess.
poke their tiny pooch and tell them they’re out of shape.
tell them they stink.

Libra:
tell them they’re ugly.
tell them they did a terrible job on something.

Scorpio:
tell them they’re out of control.
tell them you’ve heard they’re not very good in bed. [and then run for your life]

Sagittarius:
tell them they are stupid. retarded also works.

Capricorn:
call them losers. to be more effective, make an ‘L’ shape with your hand up to your head and mouth ‘loser’. that’s bad, really bad.

Aquarius:
tell them they look like someone you know.
tell them they’re boring.

Pisces:
tell them to stop acting like a child.
tell them not to quit their day job.

and if you know someone’s moon sign or rising sign, those can also work.

(Source: i-was-never-in-your)

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you pursue pastimes that make you happy. it is easy for you to make friends, and your original way of existing in the world piques the interest of others. although you prefer to be your natural self, when you do take on a role, you are an exciting entertainer. you have many talents and may be the first in your family to display them.

you pursue pastimes that make you happy. it is easy for you to make friends, and your original way of existing in the world piques the interest of others. although you prefer to be your natural self, when you do take on a role, you are an exciting entertainer. you have many talents and may be the first in your family to display them.


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you are passionate about your profession. a trailblazer, you choose challenging careers that take expertise and grit. many of your accomplishments become noteworthy. your intensity can intimidate those who don’t know you, but underneath you’re sympathetic and supportive of people who respect and value your abilities. you understand the dynamics of a situation and take appropriate action. perceptive and self-confident, you encourage others to believe in themselves.

you are passionate about your profession. a trailblazer, you choose challenging careers that take expertise and grit. many of your accomplishments become noteworthy. your intensity can intimidate those who don’t know you, but underneath you’re sympathetic and supportive of people who respect and value your abilities. you understand the dynamics of a situation and take appropriate action. perceptive and self-confident, you encourage others to believe in themselves.


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sorry i haven’t posted in forever…college homework…it gets in the way of things.

i should have a bunch done by this weekend. 


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your life is a mystery waiting to be unraveled. hidden in your past are untold stories of your origins. sometimes they aren’t literal secrets, but something you don’t entirely understand about yourself. either way, once you awaken to the truth about yourself and your true talents, your life changes dramatically for the better. you are happiest when you use your imagination to create something real and lasting.

your life is a mystery waiting to be unraveled. hidden in your past are untold stories of your origins. sometimes they aren’t literal secrets, but something you don’t entirely understand about yourself. either way, once you awaken to the truth about yourself and your true talents, your life changes dramatically for the better. you are happiest when you use your imagination to create something real and lasting.


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you refuse to be left behind. you push yourself hard to keep up with and impress others. clever and direct, you don’t fall for people’s antics. you like playful fighting because you envision yourself needing these skills in the future. (at least that’s what you tell others.) creative endeavors engage your mind and give you another means to release extra energy.

you refuse to be left behind. you push yourself hard to keep up with and impress others. clever and direct, you don’t fall for people’s antics. you like playful fighting because you envision yourself needing these skills in the future. (at least that’s what you tell others.) creative endeavors engage your mind and give you another means to release extra energy.


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you don’t believe in defeat. you have a rowdy sense of humor and poke fun at your rivals. children and adults are empowered by your encouraging words and bold actions. you believe that love triumphs in all situations. a wonderfully supportive friend, you are someone others definitely want in their court.

you don’t believe in defeat. you have a rowdy sense of humor and poke fun at your rivals. children and adults are empowered by your encouraging words and bold actions. you believe that love triumphs in all situations. a wonderfully supportive friend, you are someone others definitely want in their court.


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you are idolized because of your courage and willingness to help those in need. you are an excellent storyteller, and your mythic tales inspire others. not one to back down from adventure, you want to experience life first-hand. sometimes your larger-than-life reputation keeps others from getting to know the real you. fortunately, all you require to be happy is a few close friends who share your interests. 

you are idolized because of your courage and willingness to help those in need. you are an excellent storyteller, and your mythic tales inspire others. not one to back down from adventure, you want to experience life first-hand. sometimes your larger-than-life reputation keeps others from getting to know the real you. fortunately, all you require to be happy is a few close friends who share your interests. 


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you start out each day with a cheery outlook. but you quickly become annoyed when your everyday life doesn’t live up to your standards. it isn’t hard to tell what you’re feeling since your emotions are plentiful, and you express them freely. yet, you are persistent and never give up on yourself or your ambitions. mischievous, outspoken, and helpful, you are entertaining and your behaviors endear you to others.

you start out each day with a cheery outlook. but you quickly become annoyed when your everyday life doesn’t live up to your standards. it isn’t hard to tell what you’re feeling since your emotions are plentiful, and you express them freely. yet, you are persistent and never give up on yourself or your ambitions. mischievous, outspoken, and helpful, you are entertaining and your behaviors endear you to others.


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you focus on obtaining a specific goal. methodical and in charge, you believe success is a result of obedience and practice. although you make your decisions based on reason, you are sympathetic to the needs of others. you are the first to apologize if you have misjudged someone. once the workday is done, you are warm, relaxed, and witty.

you focus on obtaining a specific goal. methodical and in charge, you believe success is a result of obedience and practice. although you make your decisions based on reason, you are sympathetic to the needs of others. you are the first to apologize if you have misjudged someone. once the workday is done, you are warm, relaxed, and witty.


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